Christina Aguilera Jr. AKA Snooki is featured on the front cover of the latest issue of “Rolling Stone” magazine! Why? Probably because Charlie Sheen was obviously busy donating tiger blood to warlocks. [He's a rock star from Mars, remember?]

And here I thought “Rolling Stone” was a magazine that was dedicated to musicians?!??

In her interview for the magazine, she discusses “Jersey Shore”, her plans for the future and who she most wants to emulate!

On doing stupid stuff for the show:

“If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it,” she says. “I just hate it. Obviously, they’re only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I’m seeing is me drunk and falling down. That’s how I am when I party, but some of the stuff I do is, like, ‘Really, Nicole?’ I look like a freakin’ alcoholic. I’m like, ‘You’re sweating, your makeup is running, you look gross.’ I just look like sh*t.”

On future plans and her idol:

“When Jersey Shore ends I’m going to do more spinoffs,” she says. “If MTV doesn’t want them, another network will be, like, ‘What does Snooki do now?’ or ‘Snooki’s getting married!’ What I’d like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions…I’m trying to build an empire, because after this I can’t get a normal job. I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk?”

She also talked about “smushing” on the show:

“The only person I’ve had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend,” she says. “The guys you see me bring home, we’re only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we’re on camera and the whole world’s seeing it, and it does look like I’m having sex.”

No thanks, we surely do NOT need any midget porn in our lives!

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