After all the shite that Charlie Sheen caused, many people who worked on the hit TV comedy Two And A Half Men are now unemployed. Good job Charlie!

Jon Cryer, who played Charlie’s brother Alan Harper on the show, managed to get himself a new job real quick though… My guess, it’s only temporary.

Ellen Degeneres was kind enough to hire the comedic actor on as a temp. His duties include; answering phones, taking messages, answering stupid questions, getting coffee, etc.

Just call him Max Hauser. Get it? No? Well then you need to hit up IMDb and figure out what I’m referring to.

Hey Charlie, get your act together! #winning my arse. You’re the one that’s unemployed.

At this stage in the game, it looks more like Jon Cryer is #winning, at least he was able to find someone willing to hire him…