Charlie Sheen was fired from Warner Brothers today, and … no decision has been made on whether the show ‘Two and a Half Men‘ will even come back.

Sheen’s fanbase has swelled to a whopping 2 million Twitter followers and now, one surly new Ustream video loaded with F-bombs has surfaced.

Sheen, 45, makes faces and gestures bizarrely at the camera in the 13-minute clip of his phone conversation with a business associate.

“I’m videoing this phone call because I’m tired of losing all my f—ing gold into the f—ing ethersphere of f—ing stupidity,” he said.

“My thing is f—ing gold and platinum and diamonds and every other precious f—ing gem that falls out of losers’ buttholes.”

You can’t help but wonder, has this man totally lost it?

What does Charlie think of being fired?

“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”

Charlie also tweeted a new position he’s hiring for on Twitter saying, “I’m looking to hire a #winning INTERN with #TigerBlood. Apply here – http://bit.ly/hykQQF #TigerBloodIntern #internship #ad”

Before you get too excited — As disclosed by the #ad hashtag, the tweet was an advertisement — a message paid for by Internships.com and set up by Ad.ly, a Beverly Hills firm that writes tweets or Facebook status updates for celebrities. [source: los angeles times]

[shrug]