TMZ reports there is no chance of Charlie Sheen returning to his hit sit com Two and a Half Men. Why?

Because the star’s $2 million-an-episode was with Warner Bros., not the network.

And, unsurprisingly, Sheen’s behavior – not to mention the $100 million lawsuit he’s filed against Warner Bros. and the show’s co-creator Chuck Lorre – may very well have burned that bridge.

Sheen, however, doesn’t seem to have gotten that memo. Over the past few days, he’s fueled speculation about a move to FOX, both via Twitter and by presenting a mug with a faux-FOX logo to Jimmy Kimmel during his surprise appearance on the late night host’s show Monday night.

Today, however, he implied the move wasn’t a done deal and suggested CBS was still in the running when he tweeted the CBS logo with the following message: “rumors? fact? while feet drag, the warlock levitates. away from fools gold, or towards the actual mine.”

In other Sheen news, the LA Times says the actor is still looking for his day in court regarding the contract dispute with Lorre and Warner Bros. Unfortunately, an LA County Superior Court judge denied his legal team’s request for a temporary restraining order to halt the arbitration process this morning. They reportedly plan to pursue the matter before Judge Allan Goodman, who was originally assigned the case.