Sunday night marked the sixth annual Jimmy Kimmel Live: After the Academy Awards special, and the host debuted a new comedic video featuring a slew of big-name celebrities, including Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Sofia Vergara, Eva Longoria and Lindsay Lohan.

This is going to be good.

The video features Kimmel as “Jimmy K,” creator of a workout DVD titled Hottie Body Humpilates who claims to have helped the hottest celebrities get into shape.

“I train the ladies who fill the big screens in skinny jeans,” Kimmel says. “Let my Hottie Body Humpilates DVD Transform your body from Flabby Abby to Ripa’d Kelly.”

For example, before Vergara used the DVD, “she was a disgusting hippopotamus, but now she’s as hot as the devil’s armpit on the Fourth of July thanks to a workout regime so simple it’s almost impossible to understand,” Kimmel quipped.

I’m sorry… but Jessica Biel humping that ball was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!!

Also appearing in the clip are Minka Kelly, Kelly Ripa, Eva Longoria and Emily Blunt.

Photos courtesy of ABC