Nicole Kidman has decided to admit what we’ve already known — she has frozen her face to the alien form that it has taken in the present. Duh! And snow is white, right?

Why doesn’t she tell us something that we don’t know? Perhaps some juicy gossip about Tom Cruise? Just a thought. Or maybe why she’s Box Office poison? Now that would be something.

In a recent interview, Nicole said, “I’ve tried a lot of things but apart from working out and a good diet most things don’t help. I even tried Botox but I didn’t like how my face looked afterwards. Now I don’t use it anymore – and I can move my forehead again.”

Umm, it doesn’t look like she has any movability there. Hasn’t her face been frozen since her last box office success? Perhaps she thought that was the key to a successful career? If so, she is obviously wrong.

Previously, she has denied using any enhancements, saying, “I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything.”

Now we knew that she was lying there. Faces don’t grow to not allow you any expressions…If that’s the way aging works, then I don’t want any part of it!

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