After cheating on America’s sweetheart, Sandra Bullock, Jesse James has taken to his official Twitter page to douche up the place show nothing but love for his girlfriend, Kat Von D.

In a series of tweets, he shares how much he loves Kat and why she’s the perfect girlfriend.

He started the love-fest off by saying, “it’s a toss up who the bigger dork is.” Then, he said, “@thekatvond 48 hours away from you feels like a year.”

He blubbered on, “@thekatvond I’m working on your office/art/meditation room as we speak :-)” and went on even more, “@thekatvond I love you more when your like this. You will never be anything but Beautiful to me.”

He went on to describe what makes Kat special, saying, “Wanna know why @thekatvond is the Perfect Woman? She Got me a SNIPER RIFLE for Xmas! http://yfrog.com/e9ur9z.” [Video linked, no embed option]

For the last of the blubbering, he added, “@thekatvond – A sniper rifle says “I love you” all over it. You Know it Really Does!!”

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