According to “Star” magazine, single gal Jennifer Aniston is moving on to the next step in her life, by adopting a baby from Mexico!

I guess they were tired of putting out the same old, tired, BEATEN DOWN covers of how she’s still hurting over her divorce from Brad Pitt? Or how she’s feuding with Angelina Jolie?

The magazine says that the adoption deal is “signed and sealed”, leaving the only thing left for her to do is to bring the baby home!

Perhaps they could’ve said that she wanted to start her own rainbow nation like Angelina? These twits can’t seem to be happy with the fact that Jennifer is single and seemingly want to make it sound like she needs something extra in her life to make her happy. And if it can’t be a man — why not a baby???

They’ve tried to make their story more realistic by saying that they’ve talked to the official at the orphanage and that Jen is using her BFF, Courteney Cox’s nanny.

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