If anyone can just go to a birthday party, get smashed on booze and wake up in some hot actor’s bed, then I’m game. Can someone please point me to Alexander Skarsgard’s house, please? I got some drinking to do.

Christina Aguilera got wicked trashed at Jeremy Renner’s 40th birthday party and decided to pass out on his bed.

She showed up to the party uninvited on January 8th and then got wasted drunk. Afterward, she found his bed and passed out there. I bet her boyfriend Matthew Rutler can’t be too pleased that his girlfriend was in another man’s bed!

Jeremy wasn’t too happy about it, either. He ranted about it at the In Style Golden Globes after party. He said, “Someone comes and tells me she’s in my room. I run up and open the door and I’m like, ‘Um, hi. What are you doing?’ She just starts slurring. Her boyfriend was rubbing her back. Who comes to someone’s birthday party that they don’t know and gets in their bed?! My parents were there!”

Another source added, “Christina was a mess at that party. She acted like a fool. Her boyfriend was shushing her and telling her to go to sleep.”

Wow. You really can’t make this stuff up, can you?

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