In a move that’s likely to make Jessica Simpson ultimately crazy, Tony Romo has asked his girlfriend, Candice Crawford, to marry him. So, in addition to her other ex, Nick Lachey getting married, another one bites the dust!

Poor Jessica! Maybe this will cause her to speed up the wedding, until like, tomorrow?

I guess Tony just wanted a girl who knows the difference between chicken and tuna and isn’t so high maintenance, as Jessica is said to be. Good for him, though, they make a super cute couple.

The only thing that would make this story even that much better would be if John Mayer announced that he found a new “sexual napalm” that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. Now that would be the golden trifecta.

Poor Jess, she’s never going to live that chicken/tuna thing down, is she?

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