FrankenHeidi, also known as Heidi Montag, has revealed her scars and botched surgeries — all of which were part of her attempt to look just like a Barbie doll.

On the front cover of the new issue of “Life & Style”, Heidi blathers on about the scars that she’s suffering from as a result from having her body cut up into a million pieces.

And it was all for the love of money, too! So take your lumps and shut up already! She whined, “Parts of my body definitely look worse than they did pre-surgery. This is not what I signed up for.”

“Life & Style” magazine reports:

The former Hills star reveals a series of unsightly scars, red inflammation and uneven body parts including: a 2-inch-long raised blemish under her chin from her chin reduction, two caterpillar-size bald spots along her hairline from a brow lift, a horrifying jagged line behind her ears from having her ears pinned back, lumpy legs and four spots left on her lower back and below the buttocks from botched liposuction, a bright-red mark inside her right nostril, uneven boobs, a stretched mark on her chest and deep scars around her nipples from a second boob job.

She said, “The big dark mark from my chin reduction is probably the most noticeable. But the absolute worst is on my breasts, and the scariest is below my butt cheek. People have fewer scars from car accidents than I have on my body.”

Still, she says that she regrets doing the surgeries. She said, “I would love to not be ‘plastic girl’ or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world. I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back. Instead, I’m always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands.”

And if you give her a month, she’ll be telling a different tabloid that she regrets the surgeries and she blames it all on Spencer.