Kate Major celebrated her birthday at The House of Blues in Los Angeles, California, last night and was joined by none other than Tila Tequila.

They even locked lips!

Other guests included Michael Lohan (who’s still very busy talking about his daughter Lindsay Lohan to the press, even though he promised he wouldn’t.)

Tila Tequila was accompanied by her new boyfriend, Apollo Green. I “think” it’s this dude with 91 followers on Twitter. LOL @ that.

[Stand up straight, Kate -- and Wear a Bra!]

Doesn’t the three of these people together frighten you just a little?

If they were all younger — I would full-on expect to read news about them stealing greasy floor mats from drive-thru’s.