There’s been some rumors floating around as to reasoning behind Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus’ divorce. Some said it was because she was bangin’ Bret Michaels behind Billy Ray’s back.

Now, we’re hearing that they actually had a fight over Miley!

Billy Ray strolled into the CMAs last night, solo, with only his mullet. His daughter, Miley, was nowhere to be found. And now we know why. Apparently, Billy Ray and Tish got into a fight over Miley. He tried grounding her, but Tish went over his head and said that she could go out. Okay, let us pretend that it’s even possible to ground Miley — it’s a prerequisite to reading the rest of this post.

According to reports, Billy Ray has an awful temper. He was said to have screamed at Tish, after attempting to kick down the door of her bedroom. A source said, “Billy screamed terrible things at Tish. Then he started kicking in the door.”

The spy went on (Noah?), “Tish locked herself in her bedroom to escape Billy Ray’s wrath. And he pounded on the door screaming, ‘Come out here and talk to me, bitch! You let everyone run wild when I’m not here! It’s going to STOP!’”

I just had an epiphany! This is the first time I’ve ever agreed with Billy Ray Cyrus. Alert the media. Oh, wait.