Shia LaBeouf was minding his own business, sitting at a table, writing in a book. When he got up to leave, hilarity ensued.

The camera follows as Shia chased behind a photographer, threw a cup of coffee on him and took off running. I wish that weren’t so much of an accurate description, but that is pretty much what happened.

Instead of confronting the snapper ala Miley Cyrus, Shia beat feet, running scared like a little girl. Check out the video, below, if you think I’m kidding.

What a wimp! Usually when celebrities toss stuff in the general direction of photographers, they man up and face the music, causing a ruckus. Not Shia, no. He’s too good for that. He’ll hit and run….like a champ.