Michael Lohan is just dying to get in to the Betty Ford Center so that he can have all of the shrinks force a meeting for he and his daughter Lindsay to have a meaningful conversation — and he’ll do just about anything to get on the inside!

Even if that means getting himself trashed and arrested for being a drunk, so he can check himself in. What a guy! The lengths that this man will go to, to annoy the bejesus out of his daughter, should be commended. Seriously, who doesn’t want their dad to get so smashed that they end up in rehab?!??

Can you imagine, when they go around the circle for everyone to talk about their problems and what they’re working on in rehab….and Michael says that he’s only there to discuss problems with his daughter. Or when she sees him sitting there and thinks how pathetic that was. I think he’s of the mind that he wants to make a sacrifice for her, but she’s just going to end up that thinking he’s a complete idiot.

What do you think? Not the most brilliant plan ever, is it?

source: Michael Lohan — I’ll Become a Drunk For Lindsay – [tmz]