Recently, self promoting losers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been doing anything and everything they can to garner some attention and to become “celebrities”.

I am aghast at how two parasitic beings can be so, well, parasitic.

From their recent fake break-up / make-up drama, to Spencer posting a “humorous” YouTube video documenting the shaving of his nasty face pubes.

I find it interesting that the Ken and Barbie of “The Hills” have the intelligence quotient to match their beloved plastic counterparts.

While I am in fact excited by the prospect of genetic modification and cloning technologies and the wonderful things that can be accomplished with such tech, these two numb-nuts are undeniable proof that this science is still in its infancy stage (Much like Speidi are).

So in retaliation, I have taken it upon myself dear readers to write an open letter to the gruesome twosome on your behalves as well as my own.

Please feel free to sign the letter yourself in the comments section below!

Dear F*ing douchebags,

Why the hell are you two desperate, pathetic little ‘prats‘ still humiliating yourselves for attention?

NO ONE gives a turd about either of you. Mostly, we all just wish you both a horrible death and dismemberment.

The fact that neither of you has accepted your status’ as dual colossal failures in life is perplexing, if not alarming.

In fact, I believe that the two of you need immediate psychiatric attention.

I hear Dr. Drew is casting a for a new season of “Has-beens, never-was’s, and douchebags”. I’m sure he’d cast the two of you as the latter.

So in closing, get your stagnant, irrelevant arse’s off my internet, and go F*** yourselves.

Thank you.

Sincerely, Renna and your legions of haters worldwide

Please dear readers, feel free to show them your “love” on twitter.
@spencerpratt, @heidimontag.

Source: Spencer Pratt Is Finally Shaving His Beard – Photo [Allie is Wired]