“Dancing With The Stars” is in full swing for their eleventh season and we’ve got the low-down on the happenings for the show.

Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani are up first doing the Cha Cha Cha to Katy Perry’s “California Girls”. She isn’t doing so well for her first dance, but at least it looks like she’s having fun. They scored a total of 19 points.

Dancing next are Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya, dancing the Viennese Waltz. He is truly awful and stiff. I’m thinking he may be the first to go. They scored 19 points.

Next up are Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer doing the Cha Cha Cha. Kyle did alright for his first try, but I’m not buying his performance. They scored 23 points.

Dancing next are Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke doing the Viennese Waltz. It’s a nice slow dance and it started out very nicely. He’s the best dancer so far. They scored 22 points.

Up next are Margaret Cho and Louis Van Amstel doing the Viennese Waltz. This dance was truly awful and tired. Margaret looked mostly constipated and grumpy. They scored 15 points.

Dancing next are Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy, doing the Viennese Waltz. They’re doing a great job, Brandy is a fine dancer. Maks is still hot. They scored 23 points.

Mark Ballas and Bristol Palin are dancing the Cha Cha Cha. That was boring and stiff, masquerading as sexy. They scored 18 points.

Dancing the Cha Cha Cha are Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas. Florence danced very lively and cute. She was filled with her usual charm. Loved it. They scored 18 points.

Michael Bolton and Chelsie Hightower are up next, dancing the Viennese Waltz. He was a little slow, but all in all, he looks comfortable and nice. They scored 16 points.

The Situation and Karina Smirnoff are dancing the Cha Cha Cha next. As I figured, The Sitch sucks at dancing. Poor guy, he’s like Kate Gosselin. They scored 15 points.

Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough are doing the Viennese Waltz next. They’re dancing to “These Arms Of Mine”, which is from “Dirty Dancing”. So sad. She danced well. They scored 24 points.

Dancing last are David Hasselhoff and Kym Johnson doing the Cha Cha Cha. That could’ve been A LOT worse than it was, but it could’ve been so much better. They scored 15 points.

Who are you rooting for this season?