Bret Michaels is aching for some attention – especially to his nether regions. So what does an old rocker who’s been snubbed by “American Idol” do? Pose nude, of course.

Bret posed fully nude on the cover of the latest issue of “Billboard” magazine, with his goody parts covered up by a huge black circle. The cover seems Photoshopped beyond all recognition, showing off his abs while he’s giving the “I’m a rocker” salute.

It looks as if this is a poorly drawn cartoon of Bret. Poor guy. Is he really that desperate for a scandal that he has to resort to nudity for a music magazine?

If he wanted the attention so much, then why didn’t he just pose for “Playgirl”? I’m sure they have better Photoshop ninjas. Just sayin’.

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source: [billboard]