Jeff Miranda knows how to keep it classy. He read the guido handbook and knows the only way to Snooki’s heart is pickles, tanning lotion and proposing on the cover of a snazzy publication like “Steppin’ Out”.
In the interview, he said, “I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She’s so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She’ll be a great mother. I love her and want to be with her. I will never break her heart. She’s such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we’re a match made in heaven. People think I’m using her for fame. But that’s bullsh*t.”
Well, it’s kind of obvious to me that he’s using her for fame. If he weren’t then we wouldn’t even know who he is. He’d just be that guy who’s bangin’ Snooki. Now we know his full name, his military history, his relationship status and his shoe size. Just kidding, we don’t care about his shoe size.
This just gives hope to overtanned fat midgets everywhere. No offense to fat midgets, just sayin’.
source: This Is Romance – [dlisted]
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