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Why isn’t Ozzy Osbourne Dead Yet?

Scientists and fans are baffled at how resilient shock rocker Ozzy Osbourne seems to be.

He’s survived many, many years of drug and alcohol abuse, as well as breaking his neck? REALLY??? Talk about a golden horseshoe stuffed up his a**!

Ozzy Osbourne - Immortal??

Speaking of scientists being baffled at this mystery, the Chicago Tribune reported yesterday, that DNA samples from the metal superstar were to undergo genetic mapping sometime this month.

That’s INSANE!

The samples will be sent to Cofactor Genomics, the St. Louis based research facility, where his DNA will undergo genetic mapping.

Ozzy has in recent years, sobered up and become a health nut! (Good for him!) He and his people were interested in finding out exactly why he hasn’t kicked the bucket yet, with all the decades of abuse he has put his body through. So Ozzy facilitated the genome mapping.

Maybe it’s the blood from all the bats and chickens he’s bitten the heads off of… just sayin!

I personally don’t care WHY Ozzy is still kicking around, I’m just pleased as punch that he is! He is UBER awesome, and I hope the next generation of kids is as ‘blessed’ to know him as mine has been.

Live long and prosper dude!

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Source: Mapping out genetic code of Ozzy Osbourne [Chicago Tribune]

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max | July 3rd, 2010

we think he done more than he has, he dryed out a few times and let it all get okay before going at it again. He is English and its a lot to do with DNA, But mostly he got the money to take care of him self. The number one thing is he has a good wife and that makes him have a good life. He take care of her and she takes care of him

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Klappstuhl | July 6th, 2010

Well, he really IS the Guardian of Metal after all.

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