Titanic II – Things That Shouldn’t Happen
Whenever you’re in Blockbuster and you see movies like Paranormal Entity or The Day the Earth Stopped, there’s a good chance that the film studio Asylum is behind that movie.
The studio’s made thousands of dollars by cranking out movies that your grandmother will mistake for real movies whenever she’s doing her Christmas shopping, or movies that will be accidentally rented or purchased by an inattentive parent on their way through a store.
Despite producing some of their own properties like MegaShark VS. Giant Octopus, Asylum now appears to be getting into the sequels game. And, as with anything to do with Asylum, if it’s worth achieving FAIL, it’s best to do it with the biggest FAIL possible.
Titanic 2 will arrive in stores on August 24th, and if you’re looking forward to that, I suggest that you think long and hard about the life decisions you’ve been making recently.
source: [asylum]











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wow stupidest misake ever!!! there can not be a titantic 2!!! nothing beats the first one!!! FAIL!!!
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