Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Machete’ Movie Poster – Photo

Lindsay Lohan is a nun licking her gun in the new poster for “Machete”. Apparently she wasn’t dropped from all advertisements for the movie, as it was rumored.

Lindsay Lohan's 'Machete' Movie Poster - Photo

It was said that the nefarious upcoming jailbird was dropped from the trailer for the movie, as well as her credits in it. All the while, the producers of “Inferno” have been behind her one hundred percent.

I can’t imagine why…. [Enter sarcasm here] Let’s see… It’s not like she could really ruin the movie with any of her actions as of late. She’s playing a porn star who talks non-stop about her one mission in life being to blow guys. It’s gotta be extremely hard to bring that any bad press.

Somehow, I think Katy Perry is going to bust in and call this blasphemous! Hey, she did it to Lady Gaga, right?

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source: The Photoshop Awards: LiLo’s Machete Poster – [dlisted]

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