With all of this World Cup hoopla going around, Katy Perry thinks her rumored hubby Russell Brand is far too immersed in it. So she’s found the perfect solution: oral sex.
Leave it to Katy to cheapen the idea of a sport that we can all get into once every four years.
In a new interview with Paul Harper of “Real Radio”, Katy said, “Oh, I’m a World Cup widow. It’s been tough. What did Russell say to me the other day? He did this little play on words and ended up saying that he loved the World Cup more than me. But I know that’s not the case. The World Cup does not give blow jobs. That’s one thing I win.”
Thanks a lot Katy, now we’ve got that nasty mental image of you going down on Russell. I need eye bleach…Fast.
Quick. Someone point me to the nearest photos of Alexander Skarsgard naked. I need to get my mind clear.
source: Bloooooow! I Mean, Gooooool! – [celebnewswire]
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