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Khloe Kardashian: I’m NOT Pregnant, Just Fat

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The news that Khloe Kardashian might be pregnant spread across the net a few days ago and the world cringed at thought of giving birth to a baby Kong.

Khloe’s rumored pregnancy didn’t come from a paying tabloid and didn’t feature her pointing to her belly and giving a thumbs up so I doubted the validity of the claims. Turns out, my doubts were right. Kris Kardashian confirmed that her daughter’s womb is vacant and there will be no baby photo payday Khloe offspring in 9 months.

“If Khloe is pregnant, I would be the first to yell it. So, no, she’s not — unless they’re holding out on me, in which case they’re both grounded.”

Khloe, being an elegant and dainty flower, also added confirmation:

“No, I’m just fat.”

Never one to miss an opportunity, another Kardashian grabbed the Entertainment Tonight mic and spouted this oddity:

“She’s not pregnant. I live with those two, and I would know if she was pregnant.”

Yes, Khloe is the best QuickTrim spokeswoman ever.

[Entertainment Tonight]

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