Ke$ha Likes Fat Men With Beards

Ke$ha is really trying hard to extend her fifteen minutes. Just after it was revealed that she requested hot dogs, glitter and books on the origin of the species in her dressing room at the MuchMusic Awards, she has said that she likes fat men with beards.

Ke$ha Likes Fat Men With Beards

So basically she wants to date Jonah Hill or Zach Galifianakis? I doubt either one of them would want her. Way to be a unique snowflake Kesha. She’s looking for the chubby bearded type who’s not out to steal her moisturizer. If this sounds like you, then please kill yourself now.

She said, “My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don’t like really feminine men who tan. I don’t understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand’s not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.”

On the bathroom front, she said, “I could not bear to go out with a guy who takes longer than me to get ready. I don’t want someone who’s going to steal my moisturizer.”

As far as settling down is concerned, she’s having none of it. She added, “I’m far from lonely. Far, far from it. But I don’t want to settle down yet. Gross!”

Would you date this trailer trash version of John Travolta?

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source: Kesha: I love fat men – [this is london]

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