“Dancing With The Stars” is on and it’s getting down to the wire! After seeing last night’s show, I’ll say that it’s down to Niecy Nash and Pamela Anderson who’s going to go home. Keep Niecy! I love her!

The judges asked to see Team Gaga’s “Telephone” dance again. With Pam out due to an injury, Chelsie Hightower danced in her place. It just goes to show you how much Pam messed up last night. I’d like to see those dances placed side-by-side to see a true comparison.

Nicole and Derek are safe, while Erin and Maks are in the bottom two. Wait, what? If they kick off Maks and his hot shirtlessness, I’m quitting this mess. Ugh.

Train took to the stage to perform “Soul Sister” and rocked it. They’re awesome live, I must point out. Good stuff.

Evan and Anna are safe, while Cheryl and Chad are in jeopardy. Also safe are Niecy and Louis! Woot! Now we have time for that wardrobe malfunction she mentioned! Ha! Pamela and Damian are in jeopardy.

Train performed their hit song, “Drops Of Jupiter”, while Louis Van Amstel and Cheryl Burke danced sweetly together.

The next couple joining Erin and Maks in the bottom two are Pamela and Damian. Going home tonight are Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood. Are you surprised?