We all pretty much knew Crystal Bowersox and Lee Dewyze would be the final two singing it out for the finale. That was evident from Top 10 week. So I am not going to play coy and pretend that Casey James even had a fighting chance. Crystal and Lee are the top two contestants and James waved good bye and flicked his perfectly highlighted blonde mane as he left.

As a parting gift, Casey was given the spotlight for a bit. He revealed he was in a devastating motorcycle accident. He was told he wouldn’t be able to play guitar again, but look at him now! It was like a plot line on “90210” or “Saved by the Bell.”

Perez Hilton shows up with some “creation” named Travis Garland. Perez insists he is better than Justin Timberlake. Ahem…he is not.

Fail. After being subjected to a Star Search runner up performance, Crystal and Lee show off their hometown visits. Bowersox gets a case of the sads while singing to her fans and Dewyze visits the Windy City. His old school mates go crazy along with the peeps at his old job.

Justin Bieber enters and we are all left wondering what that kid with the bad hair’s name was. The ladies loooove The Bieb.

I just noticed he has a very Colbie Caillat sound. He sang “U Smile” followed by “Baby.” My six year old loves this song and I use the opportunity to take a bathroom break.

When I come back Ryan Seacrest is finally telling James what he already knows. Casey leaves and the world’s most predictable show results show is over. Finale here we come!