If you’ve been on Twitter at all today, then you may have noticed that blogger Perez Hilton has been at war with reality douchebag Spencer Pratt. And if you’re not cracking up at all of their digs at each other, then you might wanna check your pulse.

For some odd reason, the existence of Lauren Conrad’s rumored sex tape came up. Perez says that he was told of its existence by Spencer. Spencer claims that Perez said that he had confirmation from Jason Wahler of the sex tape. And the hilarity ensues!

The funny thing about their fight is that they’re both right. Perez has a failed fashion site (can you think of the name?), his music label sucked and people probably wouldn’t be his friends if they didn’t fear his blogging wrath. On the same token, Spencer is a mediawhore who is used to fake things and is a moron.

The good news is that they might both have to box it out on TMZ, where both of their douchieness will be epic.

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