Last night, Michael Lohan said that his daughter Lindsay has been living with HIV and that she banged Tommy Mottola when she was only seventeen.

In true Lohan fashion, the father of the year quickly deleted the tweets and blamed it on someone else. He said, “NOTICE,There is an imposter on Twitter,and whoever the imposter is that posted that disgusting comment about my daughter, is now on notice. My attorney ,Lisa Bloom will be contacting the authorities to find out who is responsible for this “criminal act” of ID theft,/imperaonation.”

The grammar nazi in me just wants to slap him upside the head with a dictionary or a proper spellchecker. The human side of me just wants to slap this man. I’m not defending Lindsay, by any means, because she’s totally a crackie, but someone needs to kick this guy off of Twitter. Can we start a petition?

In response to the AIDS claim, Lindsay said that it’s all just a heaping pile of BS. She said, “He’s a grown man and has done the exact same things on TV/interviews, why wouldn’t he lie on Twitter, and everywhere else! He just want money – and he’s using me, my name, my status, my mother, brothers and sister for the cash to pay for [another] wedding.”

Wait, Lindsay has status and money? Who knew?

source: [michael lohan's twitter]