Kate Gosselin Wants To Hassle The Hoff

Kate Gosselin says that she hasn’t done the horizontal mambo in 15 months, so it’s obviously overgrown with cobwebs. Instead of seeking out some rich nobody like her ex-husband, Jon, she wants to date someone famous.

Kate Gosselin Wants To Hassle The Hoff

Enter Jeff Goldblum and David Hasselhoff. Yes, she wants a piece of either of those two hunks of man meat. I wouldn’t want to wish her on anyone, she seems whiney, demanding and prissy. Poor Jeff Goldblum, why does he have to get tossed into the mix? He seems like a really nice and funny guy. She doesn’t deserve him and probably would torment him beyond belief. Now, The Hoff is an entirely different story.

A friend of Kate’s said, “Kate is serious about going Hollywood and thinks dating a celebrity is a great idea. When Kate sees how Tom Cruise changed Katie Holmes life, it became clear that she needed to do the same. Obviously, she knows she’s not yet ready to date a George Clooney, but she thinks she would be the perfect partner for a Jeff Goldblum or someone like David Hasselhoff.”

These are our only words for Kate:

‘Nuff said.

source: Kate Gosselin Eyeing Jeff Goldblum, The Hoff? – [popeater]

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