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Jessica Simpson’s Questionable Hygiene

4/28/2010 by

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Just when you thought the whole ‘chicken by the sea’ comment was the biggest “uhhh” moment out of Jessica Simpson, the girls gone and open her mouth again! On todays episode of “The Ellen DeGeneres Show, ” Jessica actually admits to Ellen that she doesn’t brush her teeth every day.

“My teeth are so white, and I don’t like them to feel too slippery, but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday. But, I don’t brush them everyday. Maybe three times a week.”

But wait, there’s more! Jessica shares the reason why she only brushes three times a week, unlike the twice a day habit most of us humans have adapted to.

“They are too slippery. I need a little coating. I’ll use a shirt or something. I know it’s gross but I always have fresh breath.”

Maybe this explains why she’s still single. Why would you admit to skimping on your personal hygiene, on national television, is beyond me. At least she said she uses Listerine and flosses everyday, so I guess it’s not that bad.

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Topics: Ellen DeGeneres, Jessica Simpson, Wired Gossip, Wired WTF
 


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