The kids were “mentored” by Adam Lambert for this week’s double elimination. It must have been Runner Up week as American Idol had been bringing big names like Rihanna, Usher and Alicia Keys (she will be mentoring the contestants next week for the inspirational songs theme). This week Lambert, season 8 runner up, led the pack followed by Miley Cyrus’ ex boyfriend, Jason Gaston and Brooke White (season 7 finalist). Ok…

After they perform, Brooke admits they put the song together in a week and barely knows Justin. Ryan then announced the song is available for free on iTunes to which Brooke replied: “It is?” That forebodes success.

At this point we found out that Andrew Garcia is still boring and will finally be out. Ryan dims the lights again so he can do shadow puppets and kick off another A.I. player. Crystal Bowersox and Siobhan Magnus are both sent to safety along with Lee Dewyze. That puts Katie Stevens, Big Mike and Tim Urban are the bottom three.

Adam then returns to take his radio friendly song, “Whataya Want From Me,” and makes it a foggy laser show. Sexually confused teens in the audience were practically foaming at the mouth. Of course I must mention the Ryan Seacrest weirdness. When he wasn’t dancing in the aisles while Tim Urban sang, he was propositioning Adam and talking about how “talented his tongue” is.

Finally we hear that Tim is once again too pretty to go home just yet and is safe. This leaves Katie and Big Mike up for elimination. The axe fell on Katie. She and Andrew pack up and are off to leave the rest to deal with the tool shed that is The Seacrest.