Spencer Pratt has announced that he’s taking a leave of absence from “The Hills” in order to fight crime. Yes, it’s Spencer the cybercrime fighter – with a gun!

The famewhorish one announced yesterday that he plans to take six weeks off from filming so that he can hone his, ummm, talent. Spencer partnered with American Defense Enterprises, where he plans to take on the bad guys online.

Bill Beasley, the head of American Defense Enterprises, said, “Spencer heard a speech from Obama about the cyber attacks, and got incensed by it. He wanted to do something. He’s looking to partner with me to create a division to protect the US. He contacted the Pentagon and is actually putting a lot of his own money into this. His primary motivation is patriotism.”

That’s funny, because I heard that his primary motivation was the fact that he got booted off of “The Hills” due to some anger management issues.

Spencer said, “In the last few months I have discovered a new passion and new purpose to my life. With this in mind, I have decided to take a break from my obligation to MTV’s The Hills and discontinue filming any more episodes for this current season.”

Beasley says that this just wasn’t a quick decision for the reality TV actor and that he’s started training two years ago when he and Heidi started receiving death threats.

Beasley said, “Spencer is a very good shooter. Truthfully, with a hand gun he’d be very hard to beat by anyone.”

This is a hard pill to swallow. I just can’t fathom this tool being good at anything.

source: EXCLUSIVE! Spencer’s Got a New Job, And New Partner Says: ‘With A Hand Gun He’d Be Very Hard To Beat’ – [hollywood life]