Madonna is all-powerful, if you’re her 20-something boytoy. Just look at this broad’s arms, she’ll lay the smackdown on this poor guy!

Jesus Luz was in Paris at the VIP club spinning some tunes, when Lindsay Lohan’s people caught wind. They called up the club, in an attempt for LiLo and Jesus to get down and boogie, but Madge put the hammer down and said NOPE.

A snitch said, “Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with him. She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz. But when Madonna’s people heard, they put a block on it. Jesus wasn’t one to argue, he didn’t want to upset Madonna and was just there to work. Lindsay had to make to with a night in her hotel.”

Aww poor Lindsay, she just doesn’t have enough moolah to steal the baby Jesus away from Madonna. Meanwhile, hunka man meat says that he feels like he’s already a married man. He said, “I consider myself a married man. I have a family. At my age, my father was also married. My mother gave birth to me when she was 15.”

I think Jesus needs a hug, it’s like he’s being kept prisoner by a grandma.

source: Madonna’s boyfriend Jesus Luz: I feel like a married man - [ok.uk]