Xenu behold!

It seems that Katie Holmes is being “prepared” by the Church of Scientology to have another child.

Various sources are reporting that Holmes has been spending hours and hours at the controversial church’s Hollywood Center where she has been enduring extensive ‘auditing’ by the church’s Theatens.

“This is exactly what happened just before she got pregnant with Suri. Tom [Cruise] has made no secret of the fact that he would like another baby. It is almost as if she is being prepared for it.”

According to the Church of Scientology’s website, the church strongly believes in the health and sanity of the child long before birth. It is also reported that the church encourages ‘silent birth’.

We at Allie is Wired encourage being knocked unconscious prior to labor.

[The New York Post]