Jessica Simpson is continuing her pimpery on “The Price of Beauty: Sexual Napalm Tour” with a stop on “The View” to cackle about John Mayer being a complete douche, Billy Corgan and babies.

Simpson basically summed up the Mayer/Playboy debacle by stating he wouldn’t be invited back to her palace.

“Oh no. He’ll never have his napalm again.”

The hens also asked about rumors that she was dating Billy Corgan. She denied being romantically involved with the former Smashing Pumpkins front man…kinda.

“I can’t meet anyone without rumors of marrying them next week. Billy is one of my dear friends and he did help arrange this song. There were other songwriters on it, but he understands my heart and knew what I wanted to do.”

Of course the subject of children came up. She is a divorcee approaching 30 so it true Bridget Jones style, the matter of offspring is of vital importance.

“I can’t wait to have kids. I want to have kids. If I don’t have kids by the time I’m 40, my best friend Ken Paves and I are going to have children!” Ken was in the audience and shouted back: “I’m trying to convince her to go [for a baby] before I turn 40!” To which Sherri Shepard retorted: “He can fix your hair extensions and impregnate you!”

Thinking about it….their kid would be gorgeous but the child who licks the windows on the school bus after being told they tasted like candy and would open the door to Narnia.

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