Heidi Montag must think she’s got this acting thing all figured out! Sure, she’s done “The Hills” and she landed herself a moronic movie role, but Heidi has plans for her future!

You see, Heidi isn’t done with this acting thing, not by a long shot. She’s planning on trying to ruin several more movies in the future. And guess who’s going to be doing the agent work? If you guessed her boobs, then I’d like to give you a cookie.

She said, “I’m so excited The Hills is finally over and I can now become a full time motion picture actress. There is no better training than being in front of the cameras 24-7.”

Her dream job is to be the dumb blond in every movie imaginable. Oh yay, I can hardly contain myself. She said, while trying to give herself way more credibility than deserved, “After working with Oscar winner Ron Howard on a short film project [FunnyOrDie.com] and then working for days with the comedic genius director Dennis Dugan and his team of brilliant comedy visionaries at Happy Madison on Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, I have been able to truly find what makes me the happiest in life.”

And if you’re wondering what that is, read on for her dream role.

She said, “Getting to truly show the world my creative ability…while playing…different characters.” Speaking of which, Heidi elaborates on her own script. She added, “I am making the first 3D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3D boobs. I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!”

I can’t imagine why this future Oscar winner hasn’t been picked up yet.

source: Heidi Montag’s Post-Hills Plans: Be a Hollywood Mogul – [people]