Tila Tequila is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but no one ever accused her of being smart, now have they?

Apparently, Tila said she was sent protection in the form of bodyguards from fiancee Casey Johnson.

Weird enough yet? Keep reading…

Those are her “bodyguards” sent from Casey. She tweeted, “This is the FIRST TIME I am smiling & happy again because I know in my heart that my baby ANGEL CASEY did this for me! She sent me protection!”

We’ve received an exclusive press release from the bodyguard company and they’re calling Tila out on her BS, and it’s beautiful.

The press release comes from TheBodyguardgroup.com, who are denying saying negative comments about Paris Hilton and her ilk, along with being hired by Tila, fathering her baby and her self-medicating habits.

Oh snap, it’s on now!

Although we felt and still do feel very sorry for her, when we saw the types of self medication she was taking and many other things we cannot talk about in this press release, we decided we could NOT perform any work for her, but we did try and help by explaining to her she was going to overdose and die much too young like Heath, Anna, River and so many others who tragically died before their time, unless she changed her current self-medicating practices.

Upon arrival, Tila told the bodyguard company that she was broke, so they offered their services for free. They carted her midget self to a high-end pawn shop so she could sell her rings and watches.

We were deeply saddened to learn from the owner & head jeweler that her rings were not diamonds.

CZ, all the way baby!

And it gets better. She lied to the bodyguards on duty, telling them no paparazzi would be hounding them. Yet, there they were waiting like she’d called them from the car. Surprised? Wait, there’s more:

We deny that our owner or any member of The Bodyguard Group is the father of Tila’s baby, Tila told us the father of her baby is her high school sweetheart, a U.S. Army Combat Veteran, who served in Afghanistan and now lives in Texas.

I’m dying here. I seriously hope this mental midget falls by the wayside so that we can all focus on more pressing matters. Like Haiti.

source: [#tilaresistance]