Madonna has moved on from robbing the manger of its baby Jesus.

What I like about this happy ending is that they each realize simultaneously that they belong with their own kind. Jesus Luz has ended his icky old lady fetish faze and gone back to play slap and tickle with the other models in Brazil. Madonna on the other hand has gone back to making gross sexy times with fellow elders.

While it’s true that Madonna and Jesus Luz, her boytoy of the past year, have gone their separate ways — it not only was totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split. Apparently, the 23-year-old Brazilian realized their age difference (she’s 51) and overall lack of mutual interests nixed a long-term relationship.

It also gives me a case of the giggles that this was Sun Times second string story. Above the brief mention of the breakup of Madge and Jesus was the story of Tiger Woods and his wifey attempting to go on a cruise together.

What Others Said:

LA Mag Rag – “I bet somewhere Madonna’s trying to think of ways of converting, she’s been with him so long we’ve seen his ween.”

Dlisted – “The truth is, Baby Jesus was getting a little too old for Vadge. I mean, he is starting to form complete sentences and is now able to go to #1 on his own. That’s a problem.”

[Sun Times]