Lindsay Lohan Loses $150K Escort Deal
Now that Lindsay Lohan’s career has bottomed out at the straight to DVD bargain bin, she has moved on to high class hookin’.
She had an easy $150,000 date deal and blew it by spending too much time following the drug sniffing dogs around at the airport looking for a hook up.
Lohan arrived at her flight gate at LAX 2 hours late and expected to giggle her way onto the plane. The plane waited, but demanded a $22,000 carrier fee.
“According to the possibly truth-stretching—but then again, possibly not—Lugner, Lohan missed her plane from Los Angeles to London after a shopping spree ran overtime. Apparently, what the starlet lacked in funds to hold the flight, the billionaire lacked in inclination, resulting in her no-show.
“She wanted to pay it, but her card’s credit limit was not high enough,” Lugner said of the would-be $22,000 fee.”
The geezer has a 20 year old girlfriend, but has his daughter pick out headline making celebs to accompany him to the ball every year. Pamela Anderson attended the 2003 gala on his arm. Paris Hilton also accepted the paid proposition and hitched her boobs into an actual asset covering gown.
Part of their deal also requested all the booze be hidden. That I am not making up. Mini bars in her suite were emptied and mineral water was being pushed over cocktails.
I am a better whore than this. Hookin’ 101 – “Don’t make your trick wait.” This follows “Don’t kiss your trick on the lips and the house gets 10%. How hard is it to show up, get on a plane, not get distracted by duty free vodka and keep your shiz together long enough to make it through a gala? All she had to do was go one night without puking in her palate cleansing sherbet and run crying through the streets for Samantha in one heel while clawing bits of her own weave out.
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*ROFL* – stupid bitch – he should have been calling me – I were able to come by train from Switzerland ;-)
Just this evening I saw a story about him on RTL (German TV broadcast) where they said 99% of the things he shows are staged – I say: So what – he is rich and 79 – he can do whatever he pleases ;-)
I would like to know what airline it was that was holding the plane for her? I will never fly them! How dare they make all the passengers wait for this or any celeb! What company was it?
@Karen; supposedly it was British Airways, but I read somewhere they deny this. Of course they deny it, how would they look if the admit they made passengers wait for 2 hours for Lindsay to arrive?
A paid escort, is a paid escort, no matter how you look at it. How could anyone allow her to do this? What happened to the cute little girl who appeared on tv? What she needs to do to turn this around. She could be the ideal ingenuous sp?. Dress a little more conservatively for a while. If she is going to embibe, do it under wraps, at home, and don’t overdo it. Or dont drink at all. Get rid of the showboating entourage. Distance from the family, while in public. Order family members to stop trying to get our attention. Make up with doable family members, but in private. Get a better publicist and agent. One who cares, if that is possible in this world. Stop smoking in public. If she continues to act trashy, media attention, from what I have seen in the past, with other celebrities, will end at 30 or sooner. She needs to make some rated G movies, family type movies. Publicly denounce certain things, and give money to charity. Find something of substance to talk about. I am sorry to the youth of today for all the sorry role models before you. It is tragic. Frankly, I am glad she missed the flight. She does not belong in that situation, no matter how publicized, or OK, Hollywood, appears to be with it. You know, she may have been late on purpose, so give her kudos. Now run with it.
@dellie…..What do you mean “How could anyone allow her to do this?” She isn’t a little girl anymore. She is a grown adult. If she makes the choice to be a drugged out “paid escort”…that’s on her and nobody else. Lindsay is a sick person who needs professional help. This is FAR beyond what agents, family, or publicists can help with. Do you think you stand in front of a train on the tracks and stop it from derailing if it decides to? Lindsay will continue to be a drunk and drugged out loser in her personal life and career until SHE makes the committment to change. Saying that she should be drunk/drugged out only in the privacy of her own home is laughable. Do you think an alcoholic or drug addict is going to function well in life even if they only use at home???? Lindsay problem is HERSELF. Not her family, not the agents, not the publicists.
Wow how surprising Long Island white trash
gets a movie gig & becomes famous only to
become a national joke… What’s the next step
down dr Dru addict show , then what dates with
Verne Troyer… Looks very bleak, I wonder if
she makes it another 5 years alive… Great
Job mom & dad…..
Lindsey will end up like Brittany Murphy, Michael Jackson, Anna Nicole Smith, Chris Farley.. It’s only a matter of time.
Tiger Woods is a golfer.
Lohan ain’t a teenager.She is on a downward spiral of drugs and booze.And now sleaze too.I don’t care if it’s $150K or $15! We are not talking about the price now. Tell me which airliner is it it that held the other passengers to ransom in wait for a has been starlet.