Khloe Kardashian wants to spice up her sex life, so what’s a Kardashian to do with a video camera and nothing but extra time? Why, she plans on making a masturbation tape for husband, of course.

I’m sure Sasquatch’s solo sex tape will leak in no time, just you wait. When her star fades, it’ll “leak”.

She admitted to wanting to do the naughty deed for hubby Lamar Odom on a recent episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”, saying that she wanted it for Lamar when he is away with his team. Because he won’t share it with anyone, now would he?

She said, “I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video. It could be naughty. I’m thinking about making a solo sex tape….like masturbation? You’d be like this, filming it with your eyes covered.”

Her friend, like us, wasn’t too keen on the idea of videotaping it for her. She said, “I am not going to tape you. That would scare me.”

Heck, the whole idea scares everyone. Please, Khloe, for the sake of all that is holy, do not do this. Kthnxbye.

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