Johnny Depp may be a hot piece on the outside, but he smells like funk, according to his staff.

And it’s not just limited to People’s Sexiest Man of the Year, either. His wife, Vanessa Paradis, smells like butt, too.

A snitch said, “Johnny usually smells because he rarely showers. He isn’t big on personal cleanliness and Vanessa isn’t much different. They found their perfect match in each other – it’s hard to be around them. Their personal hygiene is not their priority.”

Can we say gross?!??

People magazine lied to all of us! How can he be named Sexiest Man of the Year when he smells like funk and doesn’t shower? That’s false advertisement, yo. I’m totally suing.

The snitch added, “Vanessa is the furthest thing from a supermodel every second that she isn’t on a big photo shoot. No makeup and unruly hair – she’s a bit of a mess normally.”

Don’t think he’s cleaning it up for his job, either, because that’s just not happening. “When Johnny shows up for work or travel, he’s usually in rough shape. If he’s showing up for work on set, he’ll be a total professional, but that doesn’t mean he’ll be shiny and clean. He entrusts his movie looks to his hair, makeup and costume team. He’s quite a character in person.”

I hope Angelina Jolie blabs about that when they work together on “The Tourist”.

source: Sources: Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis Have Terrible Hygiene – [foxnews]