John Mayer talked to “Playboy” magazine and really tried not to come off as a douche, but it’s John Mayer we’re talking about here. Of course he’s a douche.

In the interview, Mayer was asked whether or not black women throw themselves at him, to which he said:

MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.

PLAYBOY: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.

MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.

John also talked about past flings, including Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson. While he shows the utmost respect for Jen, the same doesn’t hold true for Jessica. He calls her an addictive drug and said that he’d sell off all of his crap if he could snort her. Stay classy, John.

I read the entire interview and I really, really want to like John, because he’s hot, but the douche prevails. Sorry, John, we’ve tried. Sorry it didn’t last. Call me.

source: John Mayer: Playboy Interview – [playboy]