I never would put the words Jessica Simpson and Oscar Nominee in the same sentence. Unless she stumbled upon a wish granting genie I don’t think Jess needs to worry about any Oscar plans. If her lack of acting chops isn’t enough to rule out an award her statement of the award “meaning nothing” to her should do the trick.

Simpson was rumored to be up for the role as a porn star which had her creepy Papa Joe giggling with Oscar glee. (This also reminds me of the question of why it’s assumed nudity gets you an Oscar. I take have taken my top off on several occasions most recently at Halloween while playing strip Uno but I have yet to be nominated.) Award or not, Jess’ boobies are for the next sucker she gets to join her three ring circus. She stood by her body in an interview with Allure.

“I will never do nudity. I don’t care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know,” Simpson told Allure magazine. “I don’t care if I frickin’ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don’t think people deserve to see what’s under my clothing. That’s only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.”

I am sure the academy agrees. She also spoke of John Mayer, turning 30 and Tony Romo.

On going brunette while dating John Mayer: “He didn’t make me go brunette! John doesn’t get credit for making me brunette. He’d like to think so, but he doesn’t deserve the credit.”

On turning 30: “I never really thought, growing up, what am I gonna be like when I’m 30? I just kind of thought I had it figured out: I’m going to be this great pop star, have my songs on the radio, be married, and have babies. . . But things can be taken away from you. A song can not be played on the radio. An album can not work.”

On Tony Romo: “I’m still a fan. I’m a huge fan. I wear my gear, and I cheer Tony on. You know, I talked to Tony today. None of my breakups, none of it’s been bitter.”

[MSNBC]