John Mayer paid Jessica Simpson the highest compliment anyone has since her dad complimented her double D’s. He referred to the flaky singer as “sexual napalm” and said if she was a drug, he’d sell off all of his crap so he could snort her.

When asked, “How do you feel about those comments John Mayer said about you in Playboy?”, she chuckled, and replied, “No comment”.

Then the crafty TMZ reporter asks her if she could box him, would she knock him out, to which she says, “No” and gets in the waiting car.

You know, inside she’s thinking that all of the pressure is off of her with the fat comments. She’s thinking everyone thinks she’s a minx in the sack now. That’s what happens when you stay a virgin until marriage, you let it all out with any random douche.

source: Jessica Simpson Laughs Off Mayer Comments – [tmz]