Ludacris and I are f!@#$! done professionally. After putting out this song with Justin Bieber, we are through. You hear that Luda? Hope you and your “Baby” are happy.

I’m old enough to be this kid’s mother and he’s singing so much about love?!?? What?!??

And isn’t this kid, like, everywhere? Watching these teen “heartthrobs” is like watching child porn. I’m afraid that Chris Hansen is going to be knocking down my door any moment.

Listen to “Baby” here and let us know what you think. I’m still waiting to see if he’s famous after his voice drops.