Katy Perry was having a little bit of a Twitter problem last night as it appears that her friend Doctor Luke took over and was tweeting random nonsense.

Before that, she tweeted this:

And this:

Afterward, she apologized to her mom, probably because all of the tabloids would be picking up on this today.

Besides all of that, we know that she doesn’t have any blisters on her vagina. Here’s proof.

Also, one commenter pointed this out:

Ummm, I know you all love Katy… but that’s her. She had a life before all the makeup and money. She also had and asshole for a boyfriend who sold the picture after she dumped him. I work for Katy, that’s why I cant use my name but one day while on tour in Bucharest Romania, drinking in a hotel, I expressed to her that If I wasn’t married, Id would totally date her, she replied “you wanna see me naked?” I completely gasp, and my stomach drops because its just us in the first room of 4, I’m so nervous I don’t even answer. She walks over with her beautiful big eyes and as I’m laying on the bed, I put my hands behind my head and give her the face like “I don’t believe you’ll do it” and she leans down as to pretend like she’s going to lay on top of me.. Then reaches on the side of the bed in her carry-on bag and pulls out her little pink hello kitty laptop. I smile in disapointment; she pulls up this pic… I go “NO WAY” as I lean forward with interest and she explains this is how the song “Ur so gay” came about because her ex put this on the net. She had to repeat it a few times because I was drooling so hard I couldn’t hear. She is a beautiful woman and this picture takes nothing away from her talent or her as a person. Glad I got to see it, I hope my wife don’t read this.

Learn something from this, Katy. Change your Twitter password to something that even your friends can’t guess. And don’t go showing your hoohah in your younger days if you’re planning on becoming a huge celebrity.

source: [katy perry's twitter]