John Mayer is spilling his verbal diarrhea to “Rolling Stone”, and as usual, he’s already said too much. But that’s nothing unusual, is it?

John talks about how and why he dumped Jennifer Aniston, and he makes it well known that he was the one to do the dumping. A classic douchebag move, there, John. Yes, we know you dumped her, so why must you keep rattling on about it.

He said, “I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life. I have this weird feeling, a pride thing, for the people I’ve had relationships with. What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is f**king fantastic, if I said to her, ‘I don’t dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn’t arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny.”

After stopping dating, he’s turned to girls he’s already slept with. He said that he started to “f**k the girls I’ve already f**ked”, because girls can’t believe he could be “interested in them, and they’re going, ‘But you’re John Mayer!’”

Oh my God, if this gets anymore douchier, you can find me at the bar. “But you’re John Mayer!” Ummm. Who cares. Just a douche with a really nice voice.

Then, he talks about diddling himself and that’s why he’s not answering his calls. He added, “I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as not to make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion.”

Meh. You know Jen is probably ecstatic to be away from this tool.

source: John Mayer on why he dumped Jennifer Aniston, and now masturbates so much – [sawfnews]