Khloe Kardashian Uses Her Uterus As An ATM – The Superficial

Denzel Washington Is A Killing Machine – Pop Eater

Hulk Hogan Knows Best? – The Dirty

Stephanie Pratt Escapes Jail Time – Anything Hollywood

Jersey Shore Is Coming Back For Another Season – College Candy

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Jennifer Ling – F-Listed

Kim Kardashian Pretends To Go To The Gym – Drunken Stepfather

Madonna Goes Through Lady Gaga’s Clothes? – Holy Moly

Brittany Murphy’s Husband Cries A Lot – Wonderwall

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Grab A Bite – Popbytes

Charlie Sheen Dumped By Hanes – Celebslam

Not Buyin’ The Tiger Woods Gay Rumors – Celebrity Smack

Jewish Natalie Portman Doesn’t Like To Play Jews – Celeb News Wire

Amy Adams Won’t Name Her Kid Pilot Inspektor – ICYDK

Hugh Grant Mingles With A Cock – Tabloid Prodigy

Sylvester Stallone Broke His Neck – Yeeeah!

Donnie Wahlberg’s “Fluffy White Thing” – OMG Blog

Doctors Call BS On Megan Fox – Hollywood Dame

NBC Trying To Screw Over Conan O’Brien? – Gone Hollywood