The rumor running around the net right now (besides Tiger, Love, and some random Sparklepants hook up) is that Victoria Beckham maintains her diet with strict rules that keep her at a size zero. One rumor states that she lives on Diet Coke and edamame. Another states that she works out for nearly an hour every day and limits her caloric intake to 700-900.

The “designer” and wife to pro ball handler, David Beckham, is spending Christmas with Gordon Ramsay is having to breath into a paper bag at the thought of actually eating calorie packed holiday meals.

“She will join everyone in tucking into the big turkey, but will only have three bites from everything that is on offer - from three bites of smoked salmon on blinis to the turkey and mince pies.

“She has joked she would have a heart attack if she ate a whole Christmas dinner. Even thinking about it gives her a panic attack.”

Those sassy bitches on “Cook Yourself Thin” need to school Vicky on eating French Toast made out of root veggies and tofu. Seriously though…3 bites? That is like dinner foreplay for me.

[Herald Sun]